Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-C, HyperPasta Shape 2B, microgreens (limited).
@ship
Pod 7 air circulation of 0.29 m³/s below nominal.
Pod 7 air circulation now nominal.
Alert: Pod 2, Decks 8-12 waste processing effectiveness of 85.1% below nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Pod 2, Decks 8-12 waste processing effectiveness of 85.1% below nominal.
Pod 2 waste processing now nominal.
Alert: System variances detected.
Aft Hull, Decks 13-14 gravity of 1.28 g exceeds nominal.
Pod 1 power grid stability of 84% below nominal.
Advisory: The filter replacement cycle has been extended from every week to every two weeks. If you require more urgent filter replacement, please submit a maintenance request.
Would it be possible to keep the weekly cycle near my bakery? It can be a bit of a pungent place.
Acknowledged.
@dani
Would it be possible to keep the weekly cycle near my bakery? It can be a bit of a pungent place.
Oh, it’s a nice smell though. I’m not sure we need to be so aggressive about filtering that.
It’s easier to appreciate today’s scones if you don’t smell yesterday’s.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Update from the surface: Our data continues to support the characterization of the artifact’s output as novel. The response patterns are consistent with input-dependent response models, as described in Crabtree & Kim (383). We are preparing a more detailed report for distribution.
I see we’re at the casual citation of our own paper stage of excitement.
Professor, you’re allowed to display a bit more emotion at punching your tenure ticket.
I’m also allowed to remain a professional about all of this.
too late, I already glitter-bombed your quarters
@ship
Pod 1 power grid stability of 84% below nominal.
Pod 1 power grid now nominal.
@ship
Aft Hull, Decks 13-14 gravity of 1.28 g exceeds nominal.
Aft Hull gravity now nominal.
Has anyone seen my ECR-20? Last seen in Forward Engineering, Deck 2.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Oh! Yes, sorry Pierre! Needed it for some work with Arvin. I’ll return it in an hour!
Thank you. Just … leave a note next time.
Will do!