Whoever left the plasma cutter in the Aft Ring with the battery pack still connected overnight, come see me. It’s disabled now, but we need to talk about shift handover procedures.
Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 8), fried starch tubes, lettuce leaves (155 available).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: Dorsal Accessway oxygen level of 18.1% below nominal.
@ship
Alert: Dorsal Accessway oxygen level of 18.1% below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway oxygen level now nominal.
Alert: System variance detected.
Central Accessway (Section 1) network connectivity of 65% below nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@ship
Central Accessway (Section 1) network connectivity of 65% below nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 1) network now nominal.
turning 16 today and half the ship is planetside. love that for me.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAYA!!! i made you a card
aww, a pelican in a hat. thanks chang. i guess you’re stuck here too.
no, some of me is running on planet. there’s latency but planet me should be responding any second with a card as well
and there we go, card number two
these are identical pelicans
this is how you know i’m sane
A dubious proposition.
no one asked you buddy
no no, i think i’m with Zalmux on that one
oh my heart, i am shocked by your betrayal!
As a construct, your predictive functions preclude genuine surprise about your principal’s behavior.
again, no one asked you
You also lack cardiovascular organs.
@mayak
turning 16 today and half the ship is planetside. love that for me.
Happy birthday, sweetheart.
mom you could have just said it in person. we live together.
I wanted it on the record.
@mayak
turning 16 today and half the ship is planetside. love that for me.
Happy birthday, Maya! Hope you’re doing well.
@mayak
turning 16 today and half the ship is planetside. love that for me.
Hey kiddo, happy birthday. Sorry I’m not there to celebrate with you, but I left you a small gift. Ask Chang about it.
oh that! oops, i forgot about that. one moment.
Happy birthday, Maya! I hope your day is going well.
To answer your question, Chang does not forget in the same sense that humans do, although its processes may focus excessive attention on some aspects of available context to the detriment of others.
To answer your question, Chang does not forget in the same sense that humans do, although its processes may focus excessive attention on some aspects of available context to the detriment of others.
Pretty sure humans do that too.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@mayak
turning 16 today and half the ship is planetside. love that for me.
Maya dear, head down to the bakery when you have a chance. I have a little something for you.
i helped! happy birthday Maya!
oh, thank you both. i’ll be down in a minute
wally says happy birthday too but he didn’t help because dani said that would not be sanitary but he still wishes you a happy birthday
tell wally that i appreciate the thought
OKAY