Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, HyperPasta Shape 7C.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Central Accessway transit is offline.
Central Accessway transit now online.
@ship
Alert: Pod 14, Decks 9-14 temperature of 15°C below nominal.
Pod 14 temperature now nominal.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 11, Decks 2-4 gravity of 1.16 g exceeds nominal.
Whoever keeps leaving empty cups on the bar after hours, knock it off. I’m a bartender, not your mum.
@phia
Whoever keeps leaving empty cups on the bar after hours, knock it off. I’m a bartender, not your mum.
I must apologize, Phia. I have to tendendcy to misplay my drinkware when I’m reading.
You’re forgiven. This time. But don’t make me start charging a cup deposit.
I wanted to say thank you to everyone. Viktor and I will be disembarking at Esmeralda. This ship has been very kind to us, and I will miss it.
I apologize for all the maintenance requests.
I apologize for all the maintenance requests.
No apologies needed, Nina. You and Viktor are always welcome. I hope Esmeralda is everything you’re looking for.
@nkovacs
I wanted to say thank you to everyone. Viktor and I will be disembarking at Esmeralda. This ship has been very kind to us, and I…
Oh, Nina! I hope you have time to stop by our place before you leave. Karim and Yasmin made something for Viktor.
Of course, Iris. We can be there in 20.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Attention all crew and passengers: Orbital shuttle service WAN-03 to Clearwater Landing, SC-52d will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle WAN-03 to Clearwater Landing will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 to Clearwater Landing will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 to Clearwater Landing will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle WAN-03 to Clearwater Landing now departing.
@dmitri, correct me if I’m wrong but it looks like some of the Cargo Pods are empty? Can we toss a ball around in one of them? Zero-g rules. I’ve been cooped up in medical clearance limbo for too long.
You collapsed eleven days ago and your first instinct is to go play ball in zero gravity. Outstanding judgment.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
I didn’t say that.
@pgilani
I didn’t say that.
Pod 12’s clear for the next 48 hours. Don’t break anything. That includes yourselves.
@bryce
So that’s a yes?
Fine. But if you pass out again, I’m leaving you floating.
Excellent!