Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-G, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, 15 tomatoes, first come first serve.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Alert: Suspected biohazard in Pod 8, Container YH12987. All personnel should avoid the area at this time.
Advisory: Biohazard cleanup for Pod 8, Container YH12987 is scheduled for t:L/384.12.2T11:15:13. All personnel should avoid the area until cleanup is complete.
@ship
Advisory: Biohazard cleanup for Pod 8, Container YH12987 is scheduled for t:L/384.12.2T11:15:13. All personnel should avoid the…
Cleanup complete. Operations in Pod 8 may continue normally.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@mayak, i’ve acquired decorations for your room
i’m pretty sure i didn’t authorize you to buy stuff
no no, these were free
huh, that makes me more worried
Transmission update: The artifact has ceased output. No repetition, just cessation. Complete silence.
Wait. It just stopped?
We transmitted at 14:20, received standard acknowledgment patterns, and then … nothing. We’re still monitoring but there’s been no change.
shit
Wait, what does this mean? Did you break the artifact?
It means I am frustrated with the lack of alcohol on this planet. Hope you got something for the ride back, @phia.
Don’t worry love. I got you covered.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.