Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-G, grain composite biscuits (sour), cucumber slices (limited).
Special: Mildly Beaned Chili
Special: Mildly Beaned Chili
@ship
Alert: Aft Hull, Decks 4-6 water pressure of 480 kPa exceeds nominal.
Aft Hull water pressure now nominal.
@ship
Alert: Pod 15, Decks 8-9 network connectivity of 63% below nominal.
Pod 15 network now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Forward Hull, Decks 28-33 network connectivity of 85% below nominal.
it’s time for ProtoLoaf and jelly, jelly, jelly!
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@joyv
it’s time for ProtoLoaf and jelly, jelly, jelly!
squish it, squeeze it, squash it in my belly, belly, belly!
yeah, i’m feeling kinda jelly, jelly, jelly
about your ProtoLoaf and jelly, jelly, jelly!
Please stop.
PSA: last shuttle off Esmeralda is tomorrow at 09:50 local time. @ifer setting your alarm? Two of them?
I have set six alarms.
That’s 09:50 Clearwater Landing time. Not ship time.
Yes, I know. I’ve learned my lesson.
That’s what you said on Lukou.
That was different. You left me behind!
Don’t make this about me.
@ifer Please be on the shuttle tomorrow. I have been advised that I am suffering from a variety of minor maladies, none of which would be helped by your delay.
Yes, director.
Yes, director.
Um, yes?
for example, if you tranquilize Ife right now and put him in your luggage, then you won’t forget to bring him to the shuttle tomorrow
This is not helpful, Chang.
Yeah, I’m not sure I can pick him up if he’s unconscious. Although it would be convenient to just tie him up and stick him in my room overnight.
I’m not sure this conversation is appropriate for ship chat.
Oh, wait, no, that’s not where I was going with that.
Uh huh.
It’s not my business how @ifer gets on the shuttle, but if he’s not on it tomorrow morning, we will not be coming back for him. Be on the shuttle, Ife.
Understood, ma’am.
@niah
Oh, wait, no, that’s not where I was going with that.
what about a leash?
NOT HELPFUL CHANG
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Reminder: Cargo pod audit at t:L/384.13.0T19:00:14. If you have anything stashed there, it better be logged or I’m tossing it.
oh, Pod 15 is my stuff
Telling me in chat doesn’t count as a log entry.
Right, of course.