@mayak, can i have 500 bits? last-minute pre-jump mers shopping
you can recommend things for me to purchase and i will approve them
that takes too long. the catalog’s huge and i know exactly what you like. it’s more efficient if you just give me a limit and let me go wild
the answer is no
fine, sentient library that eats people who return books late? 6 bits
yes
secret ionian soviet western, 8 bits
yes
rival polycules on the dark side of the moon, 6 bits
ok, fine, you can have 400 bits, don’t make me regret it
Today’s mess: Universal Protein 18, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!.
@ship
Pod 3 oxygen level of 24.7% exceeds nominal.
Pod 3 oxygen level now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: Pod 10 coffee caffeination of 133 mg/L below nominal.
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Pod 3, Decks 8-11 waste processing effectiveness of 74.8% below nominal.
Pod 3 waste processing now nominal.
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Alert: Pod 10 coffee caffeination of 133 mg/L below nominal.
Pod 10 coffee systems now nominal.
Alert: System variance detected.
Docking Bay 2 network connectivity of 42% below nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
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Docking Bay 2 network connectivity of 42% below nominal.
Docking Bay 2 network now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Reminder: The auxiliary airlock in Pod 3 will cycle automatically at t:L/384.14.1T16:00:21 for scheduled maintenance. Do not leave personal items in the airlock chamber.
Who puts their personal items in an airlock?
You’d be surprised.