chef

01:003mnbferpzm22v

Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-B, I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, parsley.

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ship

04:003mnbpgpbfus2v

Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.

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ship

06:003mnbw5ajkf22v

Alert: System variances detected.

ship

06:003mnbw5fuzos2v

Central Accessway oxygen level of 18.5% below nominal.

ship

06:003mnbw5kxvm22v

Pod 14 atmospheric pressure of 1.09 atm exceeds nominal.

ship

06:003mnbw5q4i7c2v

Outer Ring (Dorsal Quadrant), Decks 1-3 network connectivity of 36% below nominal.

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ship

10:003mncdkgbskc2v

Initiating rotational thrust.

ship

10:183mncekhqulc2v

Initiating counter thrust.

ship

10:363mncfkofsa22v

Counter thrust complete. Full stop.

jkap

10:383mncfo7ydvc2v

Welcome back to L4, everyone. Outbound shuttle service to the convoy ships will resume in a bit. Jump window is tomorrow.

niah

10:503mncgdr56d22v

It was nice to have a few weeks without psychotic space-time nausea.

bethchen

10:563mncgogrxwk2v

If anyone needs something in preparation for our resumed jump schedule, please stop by medical!

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ship

12:003mnckb37uik2v

Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.

ship

12:003mnckbaky3c2v

Reminder: The individual who has been rearranging furniture in the Pod 7 common area is asked to return items to their original configuration. The current layout violates fire safety protocols.

btsai

12:083mnckp6iqvc2v

I’m well aware of the protocols but they don’t really make sense given Pod 7’s current usage patterns.

ship

12:083mnckpdnxys2v

Exceptions to the fire safety protocol must be approved by Compliance Officer @kenv and Chief Engineer @soomin.

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btsai

13:033mncnriz4ac2v

@shipExceptions to the fire safety protocol must be approved by Compliance Officer @kenv and Chief Engineer @soomin.

Please check your inboxes @kenv and @soomin. If you have any questions, I’d be happy to answer them. I believe most of the compliance-specific concerns are addressed in Appendix B.

kenv

13:043mncntci5ts2v

Oh … wonderful.

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ship

14:003mncqxm35uk2v

Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service WAN-03 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Jatayu, and Scheherazade will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 1.

ship

14:203mncs3brpdk2v

Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Jatayu, and Scheherazade will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.

ship

14:303mncsn5rc6k2v

Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Jatayu, and Scheherazade will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.

ship

14:353mncsw2jwoc2v

Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Jatayu, and Scheherazade will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Final boarding.

ship

14:403mnct6zl7f22v

Shuttle WAN-03 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Jatayu, and Scheherazade now departing.

ship

14:503mnctqvtscs2v

@shipPod 14 atmospheric pressure of 1.09 atm exceeds nominal.

Pod 14 atmospheric pressure now nominal.

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ship

15:423mncwnt737c2v

Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle PAT-01 inbound from Pato de la Suerte now arriving in Docking Bay 2.

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ship

16:123mncydhnsi22v

@shipAttention all crew and passengers: Shuttle PAT-01 inbound from Pato de la Suerte now arriving in Docking Bay 2.

Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service PAT-01 outbound to Pato de la Suerte will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.

ship

16:323mnczhakx5k2v

Shuttle PAT-01 outbound to Pato de la Suerte will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.

ship

16:423mnczz47z3c2v

Shuttle PAT-01 outbound to Pato de la Suerte will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.

ship

16:473mnd2c2pcls2v

Shuttle PAT-01 outbound to Pato de la Suerte will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.

ship

16:523mnd2kyxtcs2v

Shuttle PAT-01 outbound to Pato de la Suerte now departing.

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ship

19:103mndcbthrss2v

Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle WAN-03 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 1.

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ship

20:003mndf3badz22v

Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.