Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, bread analogue (BAS Texture C), kale (extruded).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Aft Hull, Decks 17-22 humidity of 74% exceeds nominal.
Aft Hull humidity now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Attention XL-411 students, today’s seminar is cancelled. I will be unavailable. Readings for next week stand. Apologies.
Dr. Crabtree, this is the fourth cancellation since we’ve left planet. May I ask, formally, what the matter is?
Marion, I’m in the middle of a data review. I will reschedule.
With respect, Silas, “in the middle of a data review” is not a circumstance. It is a permanent state of affairs.
These students paid for a semester of instruction. They are operating in cargo pods, in transit, under conditions that I do not need to detail for you. They deserve, at minimum, the seminars that are on the schedule.
I would appreciate a rescheduled date, in writing, by end of day.
Yes, yes, of course. I’ll send something over.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Alert: Pod 11, Decks 1-3 waste processing effectiveness of 82.9% below nominal.
@mayak what percentage of your daily caloric intake comes from things your mom has explicitly told you not to eat?
i’m reporting you for harassment
you can’t report me, i’m your daemon
@xlbo, chang is harassing me
Maya, this is unfortunately part of Chang’s alignment process.
commenting on my diet is alignment?
Is this commentary new behavior for Chang?
no, it always does this
Then I am afraid that Chang is working as intended.
ugh
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
yes, i just wanted to see if your estimate matches mine!
what’s your estimate
47.3%
that seems high