Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-D, CarboGel Type-4, parsley.
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Alert: Pod 6 oxygen level of 23.8% exceeds nominal.
Pod 6 oxygen level now nominal.
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Pod 8 lighting spectrum of 1564K below nominal.
Pod 8 lighting now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 8 network connectivity of 56% below nominal.
Pod 9 network connectivity of 73% below nominal.
@marikim, walk me through the DC8A collection chain again.
We’ve gone through it twice already this week, Silas.
And yet I cannot find any mechanism in the post-processing chain that would produce this decay pattern.
So you think there’s something wrong in my pipeline instead.
Is there?
My tenure bid relies on that pipeline. You don’t think I’ve already triple-checked every aspect of it?
I’m just saying that perhaps it could use a fresh pair of eyes.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service WAN-07 outbound to Scheherazade, Jatayu, and Pato de la Suerte will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 1.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Scheherazade, Jatayu, and Pato de la Suerte will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Scheherazade, Jatayu, and Pato de la Suerte will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Scheherazade, Jatayu, and Pato de la Suerte will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Final boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Scheherazade, Jatayu, and Pato de la Suerte now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle ZAD-05 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 1.
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Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle ZAD-05 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 1.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service ZAD-05 outbound to Scheherazade will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 1.
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Pod 8 network connectivity of 56% below nominal.
Pod 8 network now nominal.
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Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service ZAD-05 outbound to Scheherazade will depart in 40 minutes from Dock…
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Scheherazade will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Scheherazade will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Now boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Scheherazade will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 1. Final boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Scheherazade now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle WAN-07 inbound from Pato de la Suerte now arriving in Docking Bay 1.
@dmitri, how many dirty dishes do you currently have in your quarters?
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
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@dmitri, how many dirty dishes do you currently have in your quarters?
I fail to see how that’s relevant to anything.
it probably isn’t but sometimes i surprise myself!