Today’s mess: Nutripaste (Formula 5), boiled starch lattices.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Pod 9 network connectivity of 73% below nominal.
Pod 9 network now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Attention all crew and passengers: Convoy is about to start transit to FSNC-1618. Estimated time of jump for us is in 21 hours.
@jkap Confirm heading.
FSNC-1618.
Acknowledged.
Initiating rotational thrust.
Initiating counter thrust.
Counter thrust complete. Transit trajectory established.
@jkap Confirm convoy order: Scheherazade, Jatayu, Pato de la Suerte, Wandertaube, Tukkasotka.
Confirmed.
Convoy has confirmed order.
Departure trajectory is clear. Scheherazade is accelerating.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@ship
Departure trajectory is clear. Scheherazade is accelerating.
Scheherazade has reached the departure aperture.
Scheherazade transit confirmed. Jatayu is accelerating.
@marikim, the Tukkasotka stream has finished processing, and it shows the same decay envelope.
Oh, but they have a different collection pipeline, don’t they?
I’m afraid I took the liberty of installing your pipeline the last time I was there. But they were running a different processing stack at my request. It is possible that there is some shared variable between the two stacks.
But the collection pipeline remains the most obvious candidate. Ugh.
I know this is an unusual request, but does anyone on this ship have any recordings of the artifact site? Side projects, student work, videos for family? Before or after the response window -- anything not using the approved collection pipeline. I am not picky.
Professor, we were told to turn off all unauthorized devices at the artifact site.
I am aware of those rules, and I am also aware that people tend not to listen to said rules.
@marikim
I am aware of those rules, and I am also aware that people tend not to listen to said rules.
Seriously, a ship full of students and not one of you took a selfie of the alien artifact?
@ship
Scheherazade transit confirmed. Jatayu is accelerating.
Jatayu has reached the departure aperture.
Jatayu transit confirmed. Pato de la Suerte is accelerating.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Attention: A pair of mismatched socks (one striped, one embroidered with cats) has been recovered from the Dorsal Accessway. Please claim at the Pod 3 lost and found.
cats are mine
Acknowledged. The striped sock remains unclaimed.
@mayak
cats are mine
I thought you didn’t like cats.
i like the concept of cats