Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, Nutrigrain porridge.
Special: HypoSoy Sausage
Special: HypoSoy Sausage
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
@ship
Counter thrust complete. Return trajectory established.
Initiating rotational thrust.
Initiating counter thrust.
Counter thrust complete. Commencing deceleration burn.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Would it be possible for me to chat with someone with practical experience repairing pressurized seals? The kind of work where a mistake matters. For research purposes of course. Will pay for drinks at Phia’s.
You know, you could buy me a drink, and I’ll tell you all about mistakes that matter.
@bethchen, does the ship offer any substance and alcohol abuse resources?
Yes, we do. It’s construct-driven though. If you prefer something with a more human touch, we have a Dani.
I offer couples counseling as well.
Thank you, Dani, but I think I’ll pass for now.
@ssingh
Thank you, Dani, but I think I’ll pass for now.
I may be amenable to such a conversation. My shift ends at 22:00.
Excellent. I’ll see you at Phia’s.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
I just watched Bryce eat a starch tube like a banana and I’m not okay.
It’s just carbohydrates. The shape doesn’t matter.
The shape ALWAYS matters, Bryce. That’s like 80% of what differentiates carbs.
I’m with Ife on this one. Variety is the spice of life.
Oh I’m not really a spice guy.
Yes, we can see that.