@ship
Tukkasotka has transited.
Scheherazade has transited.
Today’s mess: Nutripaste (Formula 1), Nutrigrain porridge, lettuce leaves (238 available).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Scheherazade has transited.
Jatayu has transited.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
@zalmux i invented a new constellation: pickle sandwich 088°/+4°
I do not observe any pickle.
they’re sliced
The alleged slices are an arbitrary alignment of celestial bodies with low apparent magnitude.
hard to see pickles are still pickles
They could just as well be lettuce or tomatoes.
hmm, you think so?
No, they are stars.
Alert: Pod 15, Decks 8-13 humidity of 74% exceeds nominal.
I got this one. I have a hunch it’s just bad sensors.
@rosa you’re off shift go to bed
Nope, I outrank you on this.
you do NOT outrank me. i have a button.
Isn’t the button for Zalmux?
i have a button with your name on it too
Sure you do.
Alert: Aft Hull, Decks 14-16 waste processing effectiveness of 73.5% below nominal.
Nope, that shit is all yours, Joey.
Ha ha, very funny.
@ship
Alert: Pod 15, Decks 8-13 humidity of 74% exceeds nominal.
Pod 15 humidity now nominal.
@ship
Alert: Aft Hull, Decks 14-16 waste processing effectiveness of 73.5% below nominal.
Aft Hull waste processing now nominal.
@ship
Jatayu has transited.
Initiating rotational thrust.
Pato de la Suerte has transited.
Initiating counter thrust.
Counter thrust complete. Return trajectory established.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship
Counter thrust complete. Return trajectory established.
Initiating rotational thrust.
Initiating counter thrust.