Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-F, Nutrigrain porridge, cucumber slices (limited).
@ship
Alert: Outer Ring oxygen level of 24.4% exceeds nominal.
Outer Ring oxygen level now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Outer Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-3 water pressure of 135 kPa below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 6) humidity of 67% exceeds nominal.
@ship
Dorsal Accessway (Section 6) humidity of 67% exceeds nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 6) humidity now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@prakash, are you done with those sanitation drones?
Yes, well, Joey just went off-shift and we are still short six sanitation drones.
They’ll be ready by tomorrow.
But we have clogs that need to be dealt with today. Look, just clean the drones, will you? And try not to add extra lighting.
fine, you owe me @joed
Oh hey, I can spare a few if you need help getting the drones ready.
For the record, I am aware there is some added context to this conversation and I am choosing not to further investigate.
Sure thing, Pierre.
@ship
Outer Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-3 water pressure of 135 kPa below nominal.
Outer Ring (Starboard Quadrant) water pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.