@mayak have you considered a synthetic nutrient supplementation system?
wut
we pump your bloodstream full of whatever it is your body craves so you can stay in an immersive trance all day without eating
but I like eating
how about pooping? do you like pooping because i got a thing for that too
um, yeah, I’m gonna say I like pooping as well
Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-C, HyperPasta Shape 3A, parsley.
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