Today’s mess: Universal Protein 6, bread analogue (BAS Texture F), bean sprouts (while supplies last).
@ship There’s a panel in my quarters that’s been emitting a loud chime every few minutes since about 03:00.
Acknowledged. The panel is an errant environmental relay reporting a failed firmware update. A maintenance request has been logged. Estimated response is 53 minutes.
I would like to go back to bed before then. I don’t suppose there’s a way to temporarily silence the panel?
Negative. I am unable to connect to the panel due to the failed firmware update.
I covered the speaker grille with an adhesive. It’s a little quieter now. I think I can sleep with that.
Acknowledged. Do you wish to cancel your pending maintenance request?
Just bump it to 4 hours from now please.
Acknowledged.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Alert: Dorsal Accessway (Section 3) gravity of 1.21 g exceeds nominal.
@zalmux have you noticed the space between the recycling bay and the conduit looks EXACTLY like a hoagie?
Your use of sandwich-related terminology for designations of non-culinary significance is 34.2% above baseline.
i enjoy the layering of food stuffs between slices of bread, sue me
A hoagie does not feature distinct slices of bread.
yeah hoagie’s not a sandwich
maybe a taco though
Correction: Your use of sandwich-related terminology for designations of non-culinary significance is 44.1% above baseline.
a taco is sandwich-related?
Yes.
Alert: Pod 15, Decks 6-10 waste processing effectiveness of 76.9% below nominal.