Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, boiled starch cylinders, 52 cherry tomatoes, first come first serve.
@ship
Alert: Pod 15, Decks 6-10 waste processing effectiveness of 76.9% below nominal.
Pod 15 waste processing now nominal.
@ship
Alert: Dorsal Accessway (Section 3) gravity of 1.21 g exceeds nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 3) gravity now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
I’m pleased to announce that Shahmiri Starbound is now offering jump bands. Gentle acupressure for fold transit to relieve fold sickness.
Wow, way to put me on blast.
There’s nothing wrong with jump sickness. Just slap a band on and see if it helps.
Arvin, the literature on jump band effectiveness is not exactly encouraging.
Is it discouraging?
To your wallet perhaps.
Uh, do I need more than one? How do these bands work anyways?
The literature on jump band reuse is not encouraging. I recommend getting a new one for each jump.
Arvin.
I’m not wrong.
You’re also not right.
Uh, I’ll think about it, Arvin.
Take your time, Niah! My offer expires after the next jump.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@marikim, I’ve been over the decay envelope again. Without Zalmux’s cooperation, we can’t close the gap on the segment 9 divergence. Not out here.
I’ve come to the same conclusion. We have clean data and no way to interpret the anomalies with what’s aboard.
So we sit on the single most significant xenolinguistic finding in a generation until we’re back at Sol.
If I may, Silas, you also have three seminars to catch up on. The students have started to suspect you’re a rumor.
Yes, well. The data isn’t going anywhere. Apparently neither am I.
Anyone up for a ring run?
On my way down.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.