Today’s mess: Nutripaste (Formula 6), I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, bean sprouts (while supplies last).
@ship
Alert: Pod 14 oxygen level of 24.7% exceeds nominal.
Pod 14 oxygen level now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
@soomin, is grow lighting on the chopping block for rationing?
…are they?
Will you get mad at me if I say no?
no
Good.
maybe disappointed
Dammit.
Fucking tomatoes.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@zalmux I’ve been turning this over since the jump and I’d rather just ask you directly. When you brought us out beyond the arrival envelope — was that intentional, or was it an accident?
You draw a distinction without a difference.
Oh, come on. Intentional versus accident is absolutely a difference.
The gambler, having won, thanks providence. Having lost, he accuses the house.
That’s just the gambler’s delusion though. The outcome is random, regardless of what the gambler believes.
Belief is correlated with outcome.
And correlation is not causation. There’s simply no mechanism by which *believing* in a particular outcome makes it so.
And that is why you fail.
Wait, is Zalmux saying my bet did in fact cause the Drivers to lose the championship or didn’t?
i believe they’re saying that if you believe you jinxed your sportsball team, that is just as entertaining for us as if you actually jinxed the sportsball team
Okay, well, then I *choose* to believe I did not jinx my team.
fair enough! want to make more bets?
fuck no
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.