Today’s mess: Universal Protein 3, bread analogue (BAS Texture F).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Reminder to all Interstellar Studies students: midterm portfolios are due by the end of this six. Extension requests must be documented and in writing.
Is “the Pod 6 study smelled like a science experiment” an accepted extension request reason?
Written documentation, Ms. Kowalski.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Attention: A sippy cup shaped like a stegosaurus has been recovered from a Ventral Accessway ventilation intake. Please claim at Lost and Found in Pod 2, Deck 6.
That’s ours. Karim has range now, apparently.
Acknowledged. Please claim at Lost and Found in Pod 2, Deck 6.
Need a pull buddy if anyone’s up for it
I thought Rosa told you to stop saying that.
She did, but I spent 20 minutes thinking of alternatives and somehow they all sound worse. Strap-along, yanker, tug buddy, they’re all just worse.
How about just a generic workout buddy?
Oh, yeah! I suppose that works.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.