Today’s mess: Nutripaste (Formula 6), HyperPasta Shape 3C, parsley.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant) air circulation of 0.53 m³/s exceeds nominal.
@ship
Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant) air circulation of 0.53 m³/s exceeds nominal.
Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant) air circulation now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@murat, I have been informed you have a background which would be relevant to the provision of strategic planning services.
I got around back in the day. Do you have something specific I could be of assistance with?
By the time we return to Sol, I will have been gone for over a year with almost no communication with Earth. Given my holdings, it is imperative that I game out all likely scenarios and contingencies prior to arrival. I would appreciate the discreet provision of assistance on such matters.
I see. I’ll set up a private channel to discuss.
@ship, explain coffee
@soomin You have requested coffee from the Forward Hull galley dispenser eleven times this shift. The dispenser logged a warning advisory and automatically switched your coffee to a decaffeinated variant.
switch back
Acknowledged.
Reminder: Please consult Engineering before affixing decorative items to ventilation grilles.
They’re celebratory streamers.
Acknowledged. Please consult Engineering before affixing celebratory streamers to ventilation grilles.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.