Today’s mess: Universal Protein 18, CarboGel Type-1, 23 tomatoes, first come first serve.
Special: Pork-Like Tonkatsu
Special: Pork-Like Tonkatsu
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Advisory: A garden gnome has been reported in an unauthorized area in the Forward Engineering Ring. Please report suspicious gnomes to Chief Security Officer @murat.
I think I’ve finally figured out all of the newly relocated oven’s quirks. This latest batch of scones is looking much better than the last 6. Come by Pod 10 before Prakash clears me out again.
the first 6 times i cleared you out don’t count, those scones were undercooked
@xlbo, are you worried at all about Chang given recent events?
I am not. Chang’s behavior is admittedly unusual but well within our established parameters.
Booping during hazard avoidance is within established parameters?
Yes, for Chang, it is.
And what about Zalmux? Is jumping us outside the box within established parameters?
Fold-space navigation is not my forte, but my understanding is there are certain inherent risks to interstellar travel, independent of construct stability.
This wouldn’t be the first time Zalmux has had an errant jump though, would it?
I do not believe I am in the best position to answer your queries, Kay. @kenv has more familiarity with the ship’s history and may be better suited to respond.
Hey Kay, how about we grab a drink at Phia’s?
OK, if you’re paying.
Of course.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship, there’s a posted notice in the Pod 2 laundry requesting the return of a blue, argyle, left sock.
Acknowledged. The location of the notice is logged.
Is the sock’s location also logged?
Negative. I regret that I cannot be of further assistance.