Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-B, HyperPasta Shape 1B.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Reminder: Manual control of the Dorsal Accessway trams is not advised. Recorded lap times will not be acknowledged.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
@jkap, when you have a moment, I’d like a word.
I have a moment now, Director. What’s on your mind?
I’d rather not lay it all out in channel. But I would like a word about the history of this ship and its constructs.
I see. I’ll switch to a private channel.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Attention: Cargo Pod 9 contains an unmanifested item registered only as “Big Metal Thing, Handle With Prejudice.” Please contact Cargo Ops to properly document this item.
That’s mine. It’s a wrench.
Manifest updated: “Wrench, Large, Prejudicial.”
Reminder: The Pod 7 observation lounge is currently at capacity. For your viewing comfort, the same stars are available from Pod 6.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.