Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, grain composite biscuits (extra hard).
@dmitri have i ever told you that i can’t really tell the difference between reality and simulation?
or rather what the ship calls reality because who knows if it’s actually reality, it’s all just bits and bytes and sometimes the ship is testing me
but anyways, you seem pretty real though.
Not now, Chang.
which is exactly what the real Dmitri would say.
Chang, I’m trying to close the manifest for this cycle. You’re not helping.
i knew you would say that. it’s ’cuz you’re a real one.
Chang, I’m going to mute you now.
and you’re gonna unmute me in 30 minutes. because that’s what real ones do.
@dmitri, sup? manifest closed?
hmm, rude
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 10 atmospheric pressure of 0.94 atm below nominal.
Pod 8 power grid stability of 81% below nominal.
Pod 15 atmospheric pressure of 1.04 atm exceeds nominal.
@mokonkwo, I saw the revised syllabus go out. That’s a lot of units with “TBD” next to the instructor. If you ever want a body to throw at one of them, I still give a passable lecture on astrophysiology.
You’ve an uncanny sense of timing, Dr. Chen. The Institute’s requirements for external instruction are, as you know, quite specific.
They are. I’ve watched you recite them.
And I was going to recite them again, but I find myself too weary this morning.
Which is not a yes.
Understood.
It’s not a no either. I will consider.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Alert: Pod 15 air circulation of 0.25 m³/s below nominal.
@ship
Alert: Pod 15 air circulation of 0.25 m³/s below nominal.
Pod 15 air circulation now nominal.
Attention: Would the individual storing forty-two units of cricket crisps in Pod 4, Deck 12 please relocate them? The packaging is interfering with humidity sensors.
it’s not me mom!
@ship
Pod 10 atmospheric pressure of 0.94 atm below nominal.
Pod 10 atmospheric pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship
Pod 8 power grid stability of 81% below nominal.
Pod 8 power grid now nominal.