Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-D, bread analogue (BAS Texture L).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
@jkap, the updated power saving assessment is complete. Finding: Increasing sleeping time of inactive personnel by one hour would result in estimated thermal savings of 4.5%.
Great, so … how do we do that?
Proposal: Decrease beverage caffeination.
Absolutely not.
Proposal: Increase alcohol consumption.
Also terrible.
Proposal: Decrease sleeping quarter temperature baseline.
Hmm, maybe. Send the numbers to my inbox.
Acknowledged.
Alert: Central Accessway (Section 7) humidity of 26% below nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@chang, the vent in Karim’s room makes a clicking sound at night. He’s convinced it’s a monster and won’t sleep. Is it something I should report?
not a monster! that’s the humidity damper cycling. totally normal, totally boring, 100% monster-free
also, why are you asking me?
Karim insisted. He says he won’t believe it unless you say so.
oh in that case tell him there’s a VERY shy robot in the vent that’s scared of HIM
Oh, that’s wonderful. Thank you, Chang.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@marikim, good evening. I hope I am not catching you at a poor time.
I’m grading. So you’re catching me at the best time. What do you need, XL?
I was hoping to consult regarding proof-of-consistency against a synthetic reference principal. The literature I have access to treats the topic as a purely theoretical exercise.
What an intriguingly esoteric topic to ask about. I’ll follow up with you offline.
@ship
Alert: Central Accessway (Section 7) humidity of 26% below nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 7) humidity now nominal.
Alert: Pod 3, Decks 2-7 water pressure of 275 kPa below nominal.