Alert: Aft Hull, Decks 16-20 waste processing effectiveness of 88.9% below nominal.
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, off-white rice substitute.
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Alert: Aft Hull, Decks 16-20 waste processing effectiveness of 88.9% below nominal.
Aft Hull waste processing now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 11, Decks 4-6 lighting spectrum of 1075K below nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
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Pod 11, Decks 4-6 lighting spectrum of 1075K below nominal.
Pod 11 lighting now nominal.
Alert: Pod 3 coffee caffeination of 308 mg/L below nominal.
@hhollywood my limbs are doing this weird spasmy thing after I marathoned a mer for 48 hours. should I be concerned?
Concerned? No. Surprised? Also no.
so what do I do
Have you considered rest?
yes… that’s why I play mers
Have you considered rest that does not involve strapping a headset to your face?
like what? sleeping?
I was going to suggest consuming copious amounts of alcohol but yes, sleeping is good.
Mr. Hollywood, if you wish to not be forcefully deposited on the next station we arrive at, may I suggest you not nudge my teenage daughter into becoming a functional alcoholic?
Aye aye, Captain.
yeesh mom, i get it. caffeinated substance abuse only
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
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Alert: Pod 3 coffee caffeination of 308 mg/L below nominal.
Pod 3 coffee systems now nominal.