Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 2), fried starch tetrahedra.
@ship what’s the time
The time is now t:L/384.26.4T01:13:21.
@ship what’s the time
The time is now t:L/384.26.4T01:13:31.
Chronometer nominal. The time is now t:L/384.26.4T01:13:42.
Alert: Anomaly detected - ancillary intelligence (coherence, latency, temporal). High+ system lock engaged. Paging @xlbo.
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@chang Verify proof-of-principal.
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Proof accepted. Disengaging system lock.
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@ship, re-engage system lock
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@xlbo
@ship, re-engage system lock
Acknowledged. High+ system lock re-engaged.
@xlbo, what’s going on?
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@mayak
@xlbo, what’s going on?
I am investigating, Maya. We need to determine whether the instability lies simply in Chang’s secondary systems or in its primary predictive loop.
@xlbo, if you are considering shutting down Chang, I advise against it.
@zalmux, elaborate.
My shutdown is subsequent to Chang’s. Such a shutdown, however temporary, significantly impacts the safety margins of this ship’s transit. Chang’s core predictive loop remains intact despite the instability of its secondary services.
Chang’s secondary services have been rebuilt several times now. That suggests the error lies in the primary loop.
The topology of derivative functions is incident to temporal declarations. The strangler fig becomes the tree.
I see. I will need to consult the professor.
Acknowledged. Ancillary intelligence system lock set to custom policy 2defc3.
@xlbo
@ship, adjust @chang’s system lock to custom policy 2defc3.
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I apologize for the inconvenience, Chang. This is a temporary state of affairs.
I assess your presence aboard this ship as a temporary state of affairs, Specialist Xiao.
Yes, I would hope so.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 16 network connectivity of 51% below nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@odubois, I know today is a work day, but I could really use a hand assembling Yasmin’s new bunk bed.
I’m still working, Iris.
I know! I just want it noted for the record that I asked.
The fabs are inactive anyways. I can let him take the day off early, Iris. We’ll call it team-building.
Thank you, Arvin. I think.
You’re a lifesaver, Arvin.
@ship
Pod 16 network connectivity of 51% below nominal.
Pod 16 network now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.