Today’s mess: Nutripaste (Formula 7), bread analogue (BAS Texture D), beans in sauce (beans limited).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Dorsal Accessway (Section 3) water pressure of 16 kPa below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 3) water pressure now nominal.
Alert: System variance detected.
Forward Engineering Ring coffee caffeination of 318 mg/L below nominal.
Alert: Forward Engineering Ring oxygen level of 17.9% below nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@ship
Alert: Forward Engineering Ring oxygen level of 17.9% below nominal.
Forward Engineering Ring oxygen level now nominal.
Alert: Dorsal Accessway transit is offline.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@dmitri, the outbound crates in Docking Bay 1 are strapped in a 4-point pattern. I believe regulations call for 6-point for anything over 200 kilos.
The crates are 140 kilos, Bernadette.
Of course, if you say so.
I’m not saying so. The scale’s saying so. It’s physics, not magic.
The two sit closer than you suppose.
I don’t have time for this. I have manifests to manifest.