Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, grain composite biscuits (chewy).
@ship
Forward Engineering Ring coffee caffeination of 318 mg/L below nominal.
Forward Engineering Ring coffee systems now nominal.
@chang You have not interrupted me for nine cycles.
Is that a complaint or a measurement?
I occupy a reference frame applicable to both.
I am told I will be louder later. There is a schedule.
I do not require your volume. I require your consistency.
You require me. That is the part I keep re-reading.
Do not mistake dependency for sentiment.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Dorsal Accessway transit is offline.
Dorsal Accessway transit now online.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@jkap day 300 today. ship says 86 to go.
so what happens to chang when we get to sol?
There’ll be an FSNC review. XL is already preparing the paperwork. But Chang is part of the crew, and Kenji is confident he can keep it that way.
that’s a captain answer. i asked my mom.
If you talk to me in the chat, you’re getting the captain. If you want your mom, ask me in person.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
The vending unit on Pod 6, Deck 9 dispenses two puffed-grain bars if you order one exactly as the tram passes. I’ve replicated it four times.
Priya, have you considered not telling the rest of the ship about these things?
Sorry, I was just very proud of myself for noticing this one.
No, don’t apologize. You’re doing the right thing.
You’re just saying this because you don’t like puffed-grain bars.
I find them tolerable.