Today’s mess: ProtoLoaf Type-H, bread analogue (BAS Texture F).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Pod 1 lighting spectrum of 1735K below nominal.
Pod 1 lighting now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Advisory: Reports of “heavy air” in Pod 9, Deck 3 have been logged. Gravity in that section measures 1.02 g and is within tolerance. The condition has been reclassified as humidity.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Reminder: Pod 3 laundry is folded in accordance with FSNC Regulation 372:12001-9.2(iv).
There’s an FSNC regulation on how to fold laundry?
Confirmed. Are you interested in a textual analysis of the provision or a summary of its regulatory history?
Uh, neither. I’m just going to sit quietly in a corner and think about my life choices.
Acknowledged.
Alert: Pod 11, Decks 7-12 waste processing effectiveness of 77.3% below nominal.
Good evening, everyone. A brief notice: beginning tonight, @chang will undergo a staged rebuild of its behavioral modules under Dr. Kim’s protocol. Chang remains on duty throughout. Its responses may be brief for some time. Please be patient with it.
Adding to XL’s note: this is the standard reintegration protocol used when a principal returns from a long absence. It runs in stages and it sets its own pace. Please do not expect the old Chang back by the weekend.
It is, Priya. Dr. Kim found us a road that does not require taking Chang offline.
ok but why do I have to be at every session
Because the protocol rebuilds the model against its principal, and records are not a substitute. The principal has to be in the room, Maya. That’s you.
19:00 to 21:00. every day. for weeks.
thanks ship. really driving it home.
fine. it’s not like I had plans for the next 83 days.
Attendance is also required of me, if that is any consolation.
weirdly, it is.
@ship
Alert: Pod 11, Decks 7-12 waste processing effectiveness of 77.3% below nominal.
Pod 11 waste processing now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.