Today’s mess: Nutripaste (Formula 3), Nutrigrain porridge, beans in sauce (beans limited).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Central Accessway (Section 3) humidity of 33% below nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 3) humidity now nominal.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 12 lighting spectrum of 1665K below nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 6) waste processing effectiveness of 91.8% below nominal.
Attention all crew and passengers: Prepare for deceleration maneuvers. Braking sequence for the FSNC-302 transit point begins in 20 minutes.
Initiating rotational thrust.
Initiating counter thrust.
Counter thrust complete. Commencing deceleration burn.
First full-power burn since the jump! Everyone feels that, right?
Confirmed. Deceleration remains within observable parameters.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Selling small resin pieces from my fold-space series! 12 bits each, three for 30. They glow a little. That part is intentional.
Define “a little.”
Enough to find the head at 03:00. Not enough to be a fire hazard!
Radiation hazard?
Oh. That’s a good point. I should probably check that.
@ship
Pod 12 lighting spectrum of 1665K below nominal.
Pod 12 lighting now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship
Central Accessway (Section 6) waste processing effectiveness of 91.8% below nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 6) waste processing now nominal.
Seminar assignment: I need five people willing to answer some mildly invasive questions. Fifteen minutes, I’ll come to you, I’ll bring the good tea.
How good is the good tea?
Better than yours.
I’m in, and I’m insulted.