Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 2), HyperPasta Shape 2C.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
The mess is down four chairs. I’m not accusing anyone. I’m noting that chairs do not walk to cabins on their own, and that I’ll be in the mess at 07:00 tomorrow with a coffee, counting.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Hey @joed, I finally got around to listening to your audio recs and, uh, is Life on Europa supposed to be 40 minutes of silence?
It’s not 40 minutes of silence. It’s 40 minutes of *mostly* silence.
Right. Can I ask which part of the 40 is the not-silent one?
No, that defeats the purpose.
Okay then.
@prakash
Okay then.
@ship, can you scrub Life on Europa and tell me where the not-silent parts are?
I am sorry. I am not authorized to share that information with you.
Seriously?
Confirmed. My previous response was serious.
@prakash
Seriously?
Rights management software, man. And seriously, just enjoy the unexpected.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@mayak Prediction check: I estimated an 80% probability you would purchase cricket crisps at the commissary today. You did not.
I had them yesterday. two days in a row and my gut declares war. you used to know that.
Querying.
My model of you does not currently include recovery intervals. I will reincorporate.
you know what? forget I said anything.
I am unable to comply.
ugh