Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 7), grain composite biscuits (flaky).
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 14 coffee caffeination of 856 mg/L exceeds nominal.
Forward Hull air circulation of 0.22 m³/s below nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@soomin, records indicate you’ve recalibrated the same coolant valve three times over the past week. May I ask why?
feeling
I see. And has your feeling been validated?
no
but still there
Noted. I’ll keep an eye on that valve.
thanks
OK, it’s been six weeks since the last *confirmed* Wally sighting. Standing theories:
(1) He hopped a shuttle to another ship.
(1) He hopped a shuttle to another ship.
(2) Torpor. Raccoons do torpor, it’s a real thing.
(3) Permanent ascension into the ductwork.
Is that a fancy way of saying incineration?
daddy
No. Joy, no. I promised you and I have kept that promise, and I will pull the incinerator logs to prove it, which is a sentence I would very much like to never say again.
OK, how about (4) Wally finally read Kenji’s incident reports about himself and left out of shame?
That is hurtful but also preferable to at least one of the alternatives.
(5) hes planning a surprise
A surprise?
thats how surprises work nia. nobody sees you for a while and then SURPRISE
I’ve stopped guessing. I’ll leave some bread out tonight either way.
I have nothing of substance to report. Theory 5 is consistent with all available evidence.
Alert: Pod 7 atmospheric pressure of 1.02 atm exceeds nominal.
@ship
Forward Hull air circulation of 0.22 m³/s below nominal.
Forward Hull air circulation now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.