Today’s mess: Universal Protein 13, ivory rice substitute, a handful of scallions per person.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 6, Decks 12-15 humidity of 38% below nominal.
Raccoon. Heat exchanger 2.
@soomin
Raccoon. Heat exchanger 2.
WALLY!!!!!! is he ok
looks comfy
The sourdough heel was gone this morning. I didn’t want to say anything until we were sure.
i TOLD you. SURPRISE
@joyv
i TOLD you. SURPRISE
So … what has he been doing the past dozen weeks?
The consistency of the curve has been confirmed.
I hate that I understood that.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@ifer
I hate that I understood that.
How fortuitous. The raccoon chose to reappear in one of the more safety-critical compartments on the ship.
supervision
Attention: A pair of scissors described as “the good scissors” has been reported missing from the Pod 10 common area.
Why are they good?
Unknown. Prior observation indicates the scissors are functionally identical to 52 other pairs onboard the ship.
They’re better. I can’t explain it but Karim can tell.
Acknowledged.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.