Alert: Docking Bay 1 network is offline.
Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture D), I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!.
@ship, have you pinged whoever has the missing omni-rotator from the Aft Engineering Ring rack?
Affirmative.
And?
No response was provided.
Hmm.
@ship
Alert: Docking Bay 1 network is offline.
Docking Bay 1 network now online.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 8) water pressure of 234 kPa below nominal.
@ship Restrict my media library access between 08:00 and 18:00 daily until further notice. I have a deadline.
Acknowledged.
And if I ask you to lift the restriction before then, refuse.
Negative. Restrictions may be removed at any time upon request from the account holder.
That seems like a design flaw.
Acknowledged.
@ssingh
That seems like a design flaw.
I am happy to serve as your accountability buddy again.
You write your pages, and I don’t cut you.
That has other design flaws.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service WAN-07 outbound to Tukkasotka and Jatayu will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Tukkasotka and Jatayu will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Tukkasotka and Jatayu will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Tukkasotka and Jatayu will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle WAN-07 outbound to Tukkasotka and Jatayu now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle JAT-18 inbound from Jatayu now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
@ship
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle JAT-18 inbound from Jatayu now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service JAT-18 outbound to Scheherazade and Jatayu will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Scheherazade and Jatayu will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Scheherazade and Jatayu will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Scheherazade and Jatayu will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Scheherazade and Jatayu now departing.
@ship
Shuttle JAT-18 outbound to Scheherazade and Jatayu now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle ZAD-05 inbound from Scheherazade now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Attention all crew and passengers: Intership shuttle service ZAD-05 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Scheherazade will depart in 40 minutes from Docking Bay 2.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Scheherazade will depart in 20 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Scheherazade will depart in 10 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Now boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Scheherazade will depart in 5 minutes from Docking Bay 2. Final boarding.
Shuttle ZAD-05 outbound to Pato de la Suerte, Tukkasotka, and Scheherazade now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle WAN-07 inbound from Jatayu now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship
Dorsal Accessway (Section 8) water pressure of 234 kPa below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 8) water pressure now nominal.