Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, bread analogue (BAS Texture M), lettuce leaves (136 available).
@ship
Alert: Aft Hull oxygen level of 23.8% exceeds nominal.
Aft Hull oxygen level now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Pod 15 coffee caffeination of 1267 mg/L exceeds nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Fair warning, everyone: Yasmin and Joy have opened a “post office” in the Pod 10 common area. If you receive a letter this week, it is official mail and you are expected to write back.
Well, that explains the letter I received this morning addressed to “The Law”.
wait, this is paper mail?
Yes? I believe so.
is that safe?
@bethchen, I believe this is a you question.
i’m just saying, no one’s gotten a paper cut and a bacterial infection from a screen
Thank you for your concern, Maya. I will make sure the mail delivery drones sterilize the paper.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Free to good home before Lukou: 200 drawer handles, printed to the wrong spec. They work fine as handles, just 15% larger than intended. In a bin outside the Pod 15 fab.
I believe this would be the second oversized batch this quarter. Do you need help recalibrating the feed sensors?
Thank you, Bernadette. But we recalibrated this morning.