@ship
Pod 15 coffee caffeination of 1267 mg/L exceeds nominal.
Pod 15 coffee systems now nominal.
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, baked starch cylinders, bean sprouts (while supplies last).
Alert: Forward Engineering Ring (Ventral Quadrant), Decks 1-4 lighting spectrum of 7727K exceeds nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Forward Engineering Ring (Ventral Quadrant), Decks 1-4 lighting spectrum of 7727K exceeds nominal.
Forward Engineering Ring (Ventral Quadrant) lighting now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
@dani You bake forty cinnamon rolls every morning. Attendance varies between twelve and thirty-one. You never adjust the count.
Good morning to you too, Chang. The extras never go to waste, dear. Someone hungry always turns up.
Such as a raccoon?
Such as a raccoon.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Lost and found is at capacity. If you are missing a left boot, a jar of pickled onions, a viola bow, or a framed diploma, come claim it before Lukou. Unclaimed items become ship property.
Whose diploma?
If I knew that, Captain, it wouldn’t be in the lost and found.
It doesn’t display? The name is corrupted?
No, it displays. And the name is legible. It’s just … not anyone on the ship.
Odd. Well, when you figure that one out, Murat, let me know. It seems like an interesting story.
Of course, Captain.
@murat
Lost and found is at capacity. If you are missing a left boot, a jar of pickled onions, a viola bow, or a framed diploma, come c…
The viola bow is mine, actually. Long story. I’ll come by.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.