Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, jasmine-style rice substitute, microgreens (limited).
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If you have any library requests for the Lukou data sync, please get them in by t:L/384.36.3T14:00. I make no promises, except that I will be fair, reasonable, and completely unmoved by bribery.
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If you have any library requests for the Lukou data sync, please get them in by t:L/384.36.3T14:00. I make no promises, except t…
Requests so far include four operas, an entire cartoon franchise “for Wally,” and something called Blood Barge IV but not Blood Barge I through III.
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I saw the other raccoon this morning. He took a whole croissant off my cooling rack.
how do you know this wally is a boy
You know, Joy, I was thinking this fellow needs his own name.
his name is wally
I think it would be easier to distinguish which raccoon we’re talking about if we have a name that’s not wally
wally 2
How about something more unique, dear? How would you like it if there was another Joy on this ship and we just kept calling you Joy 2?
i’m the only joy on the ship
I know, but hypothetically, if there were another Joy on this ship, the two of you would probably prefer something other than Joy 1 / Joy 2, right?
what’s a hypothetically?
Oh, that’s clever.
@ifer
How about Waldo?
ok, but his last name is still wally, so he’s waldo wally and his friend is wally wally.
I think we can work with that.
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