Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, bread analogue (BAS Texture H).
Special: Pork-Like Tonkatsu
Special: Pork-Like Tonkatsu
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variance detected.
Dorsal Accessway oxygen level of 22.5% exceeds nominal.
@ship
Dorsal Accessway oxygen level of 22.5% exceeds nominal.
Dorsal Accessway oxygen level now nominal.
Why does the Central Accessway tram dwell for four seconds longer at Pod 6 than at any other stop?
students
I see. And we are simply scheduling around people who can’t be on time?
You’d be surprised how much of a university’s scheduling system does exactly that.
I am not authorized to share that information with you.
Fine. Then please tell them there will be extra.
Confirmed.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@ship
Confirmed.
You can’t just route guilt through the ship, Iris.
19:00, dear.
@dani, how big would you say Waldo is?
Oh about 0.6 meters. Maybe 0.9 including tail.
So an adult?
Is this conversation going where I think it’s going?
I think I saw a kit?
WE HAVE A BABY RACCOON????
@ifer
I think I saw a kit?
Hold on, are you saying we have three raccoons now?
Raccoon litters typically include multiple kits. So … more than three?
Wally looked older as well. I wouldn’t bet on her being the mother either.
Oh great, so it’s … what? A dozen raccoons aboard the ship?
Unlikely. An arrangement of six to nine procyonids aligns more closely with my mass observations.
Wait, you knew we had more raccoons?
I observed.
Why didn’t you say anything?
No one asked.
I asked about multiple raccoons two weeks ago.
You asked if I knew there were two raccoons. I did not know that. I observed six to nine.
Unbelievable. We have a herd of raccoons loose on the ship and my construct is lawyering their responses with me.
Gaze.
Come again?
A group of raccoons is called a gaze.
Thank you, Ife. I didn’t need to know that.
Alert: Aft Hull air circulation of 0.66 m³/s exceeds nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Alert: Pod 6, Decks 7-11 water pressure of 136 kPa below nominal.
Pod 6 water pressure now nominal.