Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, bread analogue (BAS Texture L).
@ship
Alert: Aft Hull air circulation of 0.66 m³/s exceeds nominal.
Aft Hull air circulation now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 14, Decks 10-14 waste processing effectiveness of 90.9% below nominal.
Outer Ring (Dorsal Quadrant), Decks 1-3 humidity of 31% below nominal.
@ship
Outer Ring (Dorsal Quadrant), Decks 1-3 humidity of 31% below nominal.
Outer Ring (Dorsal Quadrant) humidity now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Joy has informed me that I am the second most boring person on the ship. Beth, who’s the most boring? Please tell me it’s you.
It’s not me.
It’s me. I’ve worked hard for it.
@ship The Pod 12 cargo lift hesitates about half a second before engaging. It never used to.
Acknowledged. A diagnostic has been scheduled.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@btsai
@ship The Pod 12 cargo lift hesitates about half a second before engaging. It never used to.
Bernadette, may I ask why you’re in the cargo lift?
Just getting my steps in.
In a cargo lift?
It’s been a long journey, Dmitri. There are only so many corners of this ship left to examine.
@odubois, dinner has been in the warmer since 19:00. It is now 20:40. I’m not upset. I’m just informing the ship.
For the record, Iris, I told him he could go home at 18:30.
You also scheduled an overnight fab run.