Today’s mess: Universal Protein 9, grain composite biscuits (extra hard).
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@ship
Pod 14, Decks 10-14 waste processing effectiveness of 90.9% below nominal.
Pod 14 waste processing now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Advisory: A mail drone operating on behalf of the Pod 10 post office has been unable to deliver a parcel addressed to “Waldo, the Ventral Accessway, wherever he is.” The addressee had not registered a mailing address.
its ok just leave it on the floor of the accessway. thats how he likes to get things
Negative. Unattended items in the Ventral Accessway are subject to redistribution.
i know
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Uh, why?
Route optimization. I’ve plotted every single dining establishment on Lukou. We are going to maximize the utility of the foodstuffs consumed while we’re there.
Okay, I have two problems with this. First one, how are you defining utility?
Bespoke utility model. I have training data from the buffets last time around. And before you get on my case about this, yes, I’ve considered variation and gastrointestinal interactions.
Right … well, second problem. Your plot is using data from the last time we were at Lukou? A year ago?
Oh, hmm. You think there’s going to be a lot of turnover in dining establishments?
Appetites are fickle.
Okay, so I don’t need a route then. I need to train a custom model that can quickly parse and process tourism and review updates as soon as we get within comms distance of Lukou.
I wouldn’t say “need”, but … yes, that is a thing you could do.
Can I borrow some compute for that?
Just buy a guidebook like the rest of us.
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