Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, fried starch prisms.
Special: Very Beaned Chili
Special: Very Beaned Chili
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Customs. It calms me down.
Acknowledged. Updating profile: rationalization, cognitive dissonance.
@ship
@xlbo Alignment anomaly: @jkap’s coffee consumption exceeds predicted volume by 25%.
@ship, please pause the update. Flag the anomaly as situational.
Acknowledged.
Alert: System variances detected.
Pod 5 network connectivity of 76% below nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 6) water pressure of 595 kPa exceeds nominal.
@ship
Counter thrust complete. Commencing tangent burn.
Initiating rotational thrust.
Initiating counter thrust.
Counter thrust complete. Return trajectory established.
@ship
Central Accessway (Section 6) water pressure of 595 kPa exceeds nominal.
Central Accessway (Section 6) water pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@jkap, shuttle designated LKS-28 approaching.
Already? But we’re still looping.
They have matched trajectory and are requesting permission to board.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle LKS-28 inbound from Lukou/路口 Station now arriving in Docking Bay 2.
Attention all crew and passengers: FSNC customs inspectors are aboard. The cargo pods, the Ventral Accessway, and Docking Bay 2 are closed to non-essential personnel until further notice. If an inspector asks you a question, answer it. If they don’t, don’t.
are they nice
They’re professionals, sweetheart. Please stay in Pod 2 today.
can i ask them a question
No.
Advisory: Central Accessway tram service between Pod 12 and the Aft Hull is suspended at the request of Security.
Maintenance. Nobody’s using it. Best time for it.
@ship, how many inspectors are currently aboard?
Four.
How many boarded?
Four.
Thank you.
There’s coffee and a tray of shortbread out in the Pod 10 common area for anyone who needs to sit down for a minute. @kenv, that’s you.
Inspectors are done for the day. They’ll finish the aft pods in the morning. Cargo section stays closed until then.
Lovely.
Get some sleep, Kenji.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship
Counter thrust complete. Return trajectory established.
Initiating rotational thrust.
Initiating counter thrust.
Counter thrust complete. Commencing deceleration burn.