Today’s mess: Phish Pflakes, off-white rice substitute.
@ship
Pod 5 network connectivity of 76% below nominal.
Pod 5 network now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Attention all crew and passengers: Shuttle LKS-28 outbound to Lukou/路口 Station now departing.
Attention all crew and passengers: Customs inspection is complete. We are cleared at Lukou. The cargo section and Docking Bay 2 are open again, and @ship will post station leave and shuttle schedules shortly. Well done, everyone.
does that mean wally passed too
I’m going to assume that was directed at someone else.
Attention crew and passengers: Station leave is open to anyone with current medical clearance. First shuttle to Lukou/路口 Station leaves tomorrow, t:L/384.37.1, at 10:00. Last shuttle back lands on t:L/384.37.5. We depart Lukou on t:L/384.38.0.
Shuttle service for Lukou/路口 Station follows:
WAN-03: → Station @ t:L/384.37.1T10:00
WAN-03: → Ship @ t:a72b2f/384.37.1T00:00
WAN-03: → Station @ t:L/384.37.4T22:10
WAN-03: → Ship @ t:a72b2f/384.37.4T11:45
WAN-03: → Station @ t:L/384.37.1T10:00
WAN-03: → Ship @ t:a72b2f/384.37.1T00:00
WAN-03: → Station @ t:L/384.37.4T22:10
WAN-03: → Ship @ t:a72b2f/384.37.4T11:45
Note that departures from Lukou/路口 Station are scheduled according to station time [t:a72b2f]. Wandertaube will operate on current ship time for the duration of our stay. Passengers traveling to Lukou/路口 Station should consult with the station construct to synchronize timekeeping.
Attention crew: Station leave requests go to @ship by end of alpha shift. Everyone else, check your shift schedule.
@cadeyemi, how long would it take to make a bracelet that delivers small electrical shocks at a preset time?
You could just make it vibrate, you know.
No, best to play it safe. Shocks it is.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@jkap hey mom
First, don’t you “hey mom” me in a public channel. Second, the answer is yes.
I haven’t asked anything yet
Shuttle’s at 10:00 tomorrow. Fatima’s on it. You want to be on it. Yes.
Conditions: you’re on the return shuttle on t:L/384.37.4, you message me once a day, and nothing from a vendor without a permit.
@ship, that’s my mother and not three raccoons banging on a keyboard, right?
I am restricted from sharing any information deemed private pursuant to Section 7(a) of the Interstellar Passengers Union Model Carriage Contract unless authorized by the passenger.
Right, I don’t know what I was expecting there.
It’s me. You’re fine. Just don’t push it.
@jkap
Conditions: you’re on the return shuttle on t:L/384.37.4, you message me once a day, and nothing from a vendor without a permit.
For the record, Captain, do I need to be joined at her hip this time?
No. Same shuttle back is all I’m asking.
Reminder for anyone booking station time: the carriage contract doesn’t cover room and board. The Golden Palace rate is now 390 bits per night.
@soomin, Maya and I are on tomorrow’s shuttle to Lukou. Three days. There’s a noodle place on the third ring that has never once poisoned me. You coming?
maintenance, heat sinks
That’s a no.
That’s actually an invitation for me to own the maintenance window this time around while the Chief enjoys some much-needed rest and relaxation.
?
3 days
Thank you, Pierre.
Thank you, Fatima.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
Alert: Outer Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-3 network connectivity of 58% below nominal.
@cslanet, you on tonight?
@ship
Alert: Outer Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-3 network connectivity of 58% below nominal.
Outer Ring (Starboard Quadrant) network now nominal.
@mayak
@cslanet, you on tonight?
Until 06:00. Is something broken?
no. I need a second opinion on a jacket
I’m in the Aft Eng Ring with half the panels open.
cool, fashion show obstacle course. be there in 10