Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture D), HyperPasta Shape 5C, cilantro.
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Pod 7, Decks 3-4 humidity of 66% exceeds nominal.
Pod 7 humidity now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
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Alert: Dorsal Accessway (Section 8) gravity of 0.86 g below nominal.
Dorsal Accessway (Section 8) gravity now nominal.
Alert: System variance detected.
Forward Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-4 water pressure of 507 kPa exceeds nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Has anyone else received a “customer satisfaction survey” from Lukou customs? It is eleven pages.
Please fill it out, Director. They read those.
Page four asks me to rate the “friendliness” of the inspection on a scale of one to five.
Five.
I was going to say three.
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Forward Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant), Decks 1-4 water pressure of 507 kPa exceeds nominal.
Forward Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant) water pressure now nominal.
@mokonkwo
I was going to say three.
It would make all of our lives a lot easier if you said five, Director.
Update for everyone who’s put in special supply requests for the remainder of our voyage: The requests have been received and everything is sorted.
Define “sorted,” Lou.
Arranged. Paid for. Arriving.
Arriving on what?
A shuttle, Phia. The things everyone has requested are things that generally arrive on shuttles.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.