Reminder: If you experience a sensation of weightlessness lasting more than 10 seconds, please notify Engineering immediately.
Are we seeing elevated failure rates?
Negative. This is a routine safety reminder.
Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, grain composite biscuits (sweet), 51 cherry tomatoes, first come first serve.
Special: Green Onions and Almost Ham
Special: Green Onions and Almost Ham
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Alert: Oxygen level of 18.5% below nominal.
So … yesterday, I noticed Sebastian saw Wally in Pod 9 at 10:00, but I’m pretty sure I saw him in the Forward Hull near medical at 09:45. Medical to Pod 9 is a 15-minute walk for a human.
Please do not say what I think you’re about to say.
What if there’s more than one?
He said it.
You know, I did think Wally looked a little different the other day. Fluffier around the tail.
wally classic vs wally deluxe
TWO WALLYS???
There is ONE raccoon on this ship. One. That is already one too many. We are not entertaining the possibility of a second raccoon.
But then how did he get from medical to Pod 9 so quickly?
maybe he rode the tram
I hate that. But I will entertain that possibility.
I’ll review the camera footage.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
@ship
Alert: Oxygen level of 18.5% below nominal.
Oxygen level now nominal.