Today’s mess: Protein cutlets (PCA Texture C), Nutrigrain porridge, assorted herbs.
Special: Cricket Sausage
Special: Cricket Sausage
are certain persons aboard this ship likely to have an intense gastrointestinal reaction to the Cricket Sausage?
Probably. Is she going to eat it anyway?
probably, i’ll give the doc a heads up
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Watch party announcement! Cameron and I got the c-ball finals package downloaded. Drivers vs Lancers! We’re hosting a viewing in the Pod 6 Deck 9 common area tonight at 18:00. Game 1 of the finals! Snacks provided.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
@jkap Modeling suggests that the caffeine allocation for Alpha shift be increased by 6% next week.
Is it that obvious?
The model reflects an aggregation of inputs that are unlikely to be obvious from any single person’s perspective.
Fair enough. Do it.
@bryce
Watch party announcement! Cameron and I got the c-ball finals package downloaded. Drivers vs Lancers! We’re hosting a viewing in…
To be clear, “snacks provided” means Bryce is bringing whatever he has in his quarters and I’m bringing some drink pouches. Set expectations accordingly.
He offered. We just can’t afford his prices.
Because you spent all your credits on c-ball?
I am exploring reimbursement options.
I’m willing to negotiate pricing, but there’s no such thing as a free snack.
Alert: Pod 7, Decks 9-12 temperature of 27°C exceeds nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
@bryce
Watch party announcement! Cameron and I got the c-ball finals package downloaded. Drivers vs Lancers! We’re hosting a viewing in…
I might swing by. Is it OK if I’ve never watched c-ball before?
Absolutely. Bryce will explain every single rule whether you ask or not.
Do we have to split the cost with you? Because I am most definitely broke.
Just show up! We’ll sort payment out later.
Not to complain, but the temperature in our lecture room hit 28 degrees today. Dr. Okonkwo had to cut the session short.
It’s been like that all week. Yesterday the display cut out twice. Hard to take notes when you can’t see the slides and you’re also melting.
We are aware of the environmental issues and are working with ship operations to resolve them. The Interstellar Studies Program continues to deliver a rigorous curriculum despite the facilities challenges.
Oh we know, Dr. Okonkwo. Just venting. Literally.
I understand the frustration. I share it. But I want to be clear that these conditions do not reflect the standard of education this program provides. We have adapted before and we will continue to do so.
Nobody’s saying the teaching is the problem, Director. The teaching is great. It’s the room that’s trying to kill us.
@ship
Alert: Pod 7, Decks 9-12 temperature of 27°C exceeds nominal.
Pod 7 temperature now nominal.
@chef
I’m willing to negotiate pricing, but there’s no such thing as a free snack.
@cadeyemi, mate, just come to the bar. Free salty carbs with every drink purchase. No need to rough it in the common area.
Phia, you are a hero and a saint.
I already set up the sound system though!
Bryce. She has snacks. Let’s move.
OK we’re at Spaces and Tabs. We’re starting in 20!
Alert: Pod 7, Decks 1-4 water pressure of 143 kPa below nominal.
Pod 7 water pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
YEAH AND THERE’S MORE OF THAT TOMORROW. 1-0 BABY. Same time tomorrow. Drivers in five.