Today’s mess: Reconstituted protein (RCA Block 10), I Can’t Believe It’s Not Potato!, 34 tomatoes, first come first serve.
Alert: Pod 2, Decks 9-14 waste processing effectiveness of 77.4% below nominal.
@ship
Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant) atmospheric pressure of 0.92 atm below nominal.
Aft Engineering Ring (Starboard Quadrant) atmospheric pressure now nominal.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
@ship
Alert: Pod 2, Decks 9-14 waste processing effectiveness of 77.4% below nominal.
Pod 2 waste processing now nominal.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Alert: Pod 14, Decks 11-14 humidity of 34% below nominal.
@jkap Alpha shift caffeine consumption was 12% below expected today.
Tasted terrible this morning.
Caffeination levels are within expected variance.
I know. Still terrible.
Game 6 in an hour. Pod 6 again. If the Drivers close it out tonight, they’re champions. I’m not nervous. I’m not nervous at all.
I’ve been watching all week and I still don’t get the appeal of this … like why would you voluntarily choose to be emotionally attached to an outcome over which you have no control?
now you know how I feel
as you yourself have previously noted, you lack the meatware to actually feel emotions
wow
To be fair, Chang is *architecturally* attached to you though, Maya. Although the process isn’t exactly voluntary.
hmm now I feel worse
for a particular definition of “feel”
@cadeyemi
Game starting now!
YEAH DRIVERS DOMINATING AT HALF TIME. If you’re not here, you’re missing out. DRIVERS ARE ABOUT TO MAKE HISTORY.
The asymmetric actualization of accumulative activity may be attributed to the apex actor within your preferred association mass-adjusting for the Coriolis effect. Her counterpart has not. This discrepancy will resolve itself within the next eleven minutes.
Please don’t spoil the game with physics.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
SECOND HALF TEAM.
LANCERS TAKE IT. 33-30. SERIES TIED.
I’m going to be sick.
And fortunately for me, I’m not on duty. So that’s someone else’s problem.