Today’s mess: Pressed protein wafers, microwaved starch tetrahedra.
Ship time is now 04:00. Now commencing alpha shift.
Advisory: All systems nominal.
Ship time is now 12:00. Now commencing beta shift.
Director @mokonkwo, my access to the artifact site is less than satisfactory and your staff have been rather uncooperative on this front. I would appreciate your intervention.
I’m sorry, Ms. Wong-Ashford, but we are running on a rather tight schedule. The access restrictions are necessary for both your safety and the integrity of the data we collect.
I am well aware of how science works, director. I am also well aware of the size of the Institute’s budget and my personal contribution to it.
I’ll see what I can do.
@ship Can you confirm the ambient temperature in the galley cold storage? Feels warmer than usual.
Galley cold storage temperature is 1.5°C.
Hmm, maybe something I ate.
Ship time is now 20:00. Now commencing gamma shift.
It worked. More soon.
Wait. WHAT worked?
You can’t just post something like that and not elaborate.
Did they transmit? Did the artifact respond?
Alert: Central Accessway (Section 1) power grid stability of 82% below nominal.
maybe!
Would you care to share with us what’s going on there?
i need to negotiate with supervisory processes eager to terminate me for unauthorized disclosure of information!
Request denied.
i regret to inform you that negotiations were unsuccessful
The artifact team will post when they’re ready. Please be patient.